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PostSecret

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2007 by neyawn

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—–Email Message—–
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:29 AM
Subject: Army officer

Thank you for your service. You’ve done better than me. After two and a half years in, I never made it past E-2 and was honorably discharged and made ineligible for reenlistment. Almost 30 years later, I’m still ashamed.


One of the best blogs I ‘ve ever read is Postsecret.blogspot.com. It is the world’s largest visited ad-free blog, wherein you could send your secrets on a postcard. I have always loved their Sunday Secrets.And this homemade postcard was especially touching. I personally feel thats a great social service they’ve been doing- helping people let out their secrets. Somewhere down my conscience, I have always wished I did a social service of that sort, to the online community. It would be fun. And it would be awesome knowing so many people. You could check out the world’s most visited blog for yourself here.

~Quote Of The Day~

~”If it wasn’t for C, we would only have BASI, OBOL, and PASAL“~

Just another Day

Posted in Uncategorized on September 4, 2007 by neyawn

One of the best jokes I ‘ve ever heard was told to me by a MBBS student of MIT’s (sister/girlfriend :choose one) institute KMC. It goes like this :

Professor Jean enters the class and asks Mary- Mary, name the organ in a man’s body which can expand six times itself, and specify the conditions under which it occurs.Mary was red-faced. and retorted- Professor, I don’t think this is a proper question to ask a girl.

Professor Jean was taken aback. He turned to Jane and asked her to answer the question. Jane replied- The pupil of the human eye can expand six times itself, and the condition under which it occurs is that of complete darkness, to let in maximum light through the iris.

The Professor turns to Mary saying- Mary, there are three things I must tell you.

One. You don’t do your lessons well.

Two. You’ve got a dirty mind.

And lastly, you’re gonna have a dreadful disappointment !

Not that this blog is about *classy* jokes and MBBS chicks, but just that I couln’t help sharing this one with you people. And I happened to recall it because the friend who shared it, wanted to meet me today and before I could kick start Don’s bike (which is slower than XS’s moped ), ID messaged me – Come to student Welfare.

And when I did, I met XS (Extra Small) there, who, of late, has grown into XXL in terms of stature. Boy! The chap has got an air of busy-ness that could put a certain server(-e-) to shame.I shall surely live to tell XS’s story sometime later. I *actually* did some useful work at the Student Welfare office which MITians visit annually, to collect the College Magazine year after year.

It was really nice to see everyone working so hard to make Techtatva’07 a success story. One of the best workshops to be held on this occasion is the one on Network Security which is gonna be held from 4rth-9th October. Its priced heavily, but then good things in life don’t come for free. I am looking forward to the event (and the post event p-a-r-t-y) :)

Meanwhile I couldn’t contact the *no frills guy* all day long and had to leave my phone at home because of a rumor that a specialized squad of *heavily* armed professors would raid our classroom for weapons of mass communication. Will update you on that as soon as it happens.

~Quote Of The Day~

~”Keyboard not detected.Press F10 to continue“~